![]() ![]() ![]() “PRs and foreigners are free to continue performing the ’69’.” New Nation also learned that the police will not enforce the law on new migrants, so as not to scare off would-be new citizens. “Indeed, as it is fertility driven, the ban applies only to Singapore citizens,” Mr Hoe confirmed. Separately, Singapore’s tourism board moved quickly to seek assurances from the NPTD that this “69” ban would not undermine Singapore’s growing status as a fun, sexy city and prime destination for global jet-setters. Taxpayer support of elite officers is in keeping with society’s long-standing belief that without these elites, Singapore, being a small and vulnerable country, will quickly wither and die. ![]() In order to boost so-called “scholar gene” reproduction rates, from today the government will triple baby and maternity benefits for admin service officers. So, the NPTD is deeply concerned about a decline in Singapore’s gene pool quality.” “That means that the elites will produce far fewer babies. “Basically, the elite civil servants like the ’69’ and ordinary Singaporeans do not,” XY said. A senior official at the NPTD, who wishes to go by the moniker XY, told New Nation that the Spanking Condominium units are owned almost exclusively by elite officers from Singapore’s Administrative Service. However, New Nation believes there may be more to this story than mere sexual calisthenics and failures to penetrate. In response to concerns about government intrusions into the bedroom, Mr Hoe clarified that Singaporeans who are “doing it the right way” have absolutely nothing to worry about. The two organisations said they will continue to analyse, isolate and address impediments to fertility. The investigation marks a watershed in NPTD-Police coordinated action. “Now we know it’s because of incorrect sexual education- kana terbalik.” “We thought something fishy must be going down at Spanking,” said Mr Hoe Poh Keng, an NPTD spokesman. According to the NPTD, the expected total fertility rate of Spanking residents is 0.1, which means that the average female “Spanker” has almost one child less than the average Singaporean. The National Population and Talent Division (NPTD) had called for the police investigation after observing abnormally low fertility rates at Spanking Condominium. The Singapore government today banned the “69” sexual position following police reports that many residents in the posh Spanking Condominium complex have been engaging in the sexually unproductive act. ![]()
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